Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Lord of latex...

According to the Pope, condoms aren't helping the war on AIDS in Africa. In fact, he says; "it increases the problem."

That's right. Condoms are just as much the enemy as AIDS. Actually, the Pope claims he overheard AIDS and condoms at a juice bar in Milan planning to build a giant laser on the moon. They're teaming up to destroy Africa.

Of course, the Catholic church has its own, much more realistic and effective method of fighting AIDS...

Jesus.

All you have to do is find him, skin him, and wear him on your cock as you fuck another human being like the animal you are. It's the only church-sanctioned method of protected sex.

Experts suspect you could get up to 200 Messiah-leather condoms from one Jesus every three days.

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