Well, kind of.
It's been a while since I've posted anything on here and I'm sure at least one person - namely the one living somewhere in my frontal lobe who seems to steal any serotonin my brain produces during sleep - misses my usual two minutes' hate.
But I've been busy in a lazy sort of way and have contributed a short film script in the new book These Are Not Movies: Screenplays For Films That Will Never Be Made, published by one of the nicest guys I know, Adam Thomlinson via his very own indie publishing house, 40 Watt Spotlight.
So hunt that book down and buy as many copies as you can to show a little love for Adam and all the hard work he's done to get this book out. And to me. Because one day I'm sure some anonymous reader with no sense of humour will file a complaint to the HRC about something I've written, and I have no money for lawyers.