I tried to care and find this interesting. I tried see the excitement in something that hasn't happened since WWI.
But my good friend Scotty made me realize that I just wouldn't be true to myself if I didn't hate everyone.
So I've decided to cast a vote for hate.
Canada has lost it's "good government" and what's worse is every single MP on the hill doesn't give a fuck. But I give a fuck. And the 30 million Canadians who are affected by federal inaction during a financial crisis should definitely give a fuck.
At first I was happy. I would rather put up with the occasional Liberal scandal and be $10 million in surplus than be treated like a child and end up $14 billion in debt.
This is also the first time Harper has expressed an emotion that can't somehow be described as "smug." So of course I enjoyed that. Honestly, he's acting like a spoiled kid who's favourite toy has been taken away. This gives me a better idea of how he views the average voter.
I'm not taking sides anymore though. I'm going all out bi-partisan. I'm treating this situation like prison. Punch out the toughest guy you find in the first day. Then make the second toughest your bitch.
Dion. My little princess. You're not fooling anyone. And there are no second chances.
Did you see your numbers in the election? You lead the worst election in Liberal history and after crying the entire weekend your first act was to announce your resignation.
So, no. You should not get to be Prime Minister and neither should your successor whoever it might be. As far as I'm concerned he'll only be White-Out over a mistake in the history books until he proves himself otherwise.
Layton: Work harder you pansy fuck.
Duceppe: Get fucked.
May: Stay the fuck out of this.
Canadians: ...let me tell you something.
We're one of the most amazing countries in the world. Take a look around at what we have. And then take a look at the complete fuckery our Parliament has turned into.
No other country in the world would put up with this sort of nonsense. Except maybe the States. So why are we?
They should all be out. Harper was right on one thing, the government does not work. It IS not working. It has failed.
I'm voting Neo-Rhino next time around. At least they take a vote seriously.
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