Choirgirl whore-tell...

(reposted)
Never thought I'd see the day when a rapper would get in trouble for a lewd sex act. And apparently he has previous convictions? You don't say!

Rappers are some of the worst people in the world. For every song they write that makes a difference, or makes you feel some sort of tangible emotion that isn't pure hate, or every song that even has a good message you'll find a hundred more about:
money
killing
"bitches"
killing bitches
or
killing bitches for money.

Or worse, they'll write about themselves.

But for once I have to side with the rapper here.

Akon was in Tobago doing a gig when he "simulated rape" with a 15 year old girl from the audience.

Horrible! What was a 15 year old daughter of a minister doing at an 18+ rap show? In my opinion, she was probably being the 15 year old daughter of a minister. She won an on-stage dance competition and I bet she didn't sing choir songs.

What's more likely?

A) That Akon is a sick pedophile who "simulated rape" with a 15 year old minister's daughter because it's how he gets his kicks? (At least he didn't piss on her!)

or

B) That this girl snuck in to a club she wasn't supposed to go to. Danced how fun-loving Carribean club goers dance. Enjoyed cutting loose. Got a little too much attention and when all that landed her in the paper the next day, decided to repent to Father Dad about the vicious, sinful lure of rap music in order to try to protect her image as a wholesome, lovely, young minister's daughter. (Who just so happens to be the hottest 15 year old in Tobago who goes to rap concerts dressed up a lot older than she should and enters dance competitions on stage).

"I will learn from this experience for sure. This week was the worst week of my life."

I'd love to hear what she would say to her friends if this never hit papers.

"BEST... NITE... EVR!"