Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tough guys...
It takes a special kind of motherfucker to pull this shit off.
I know it makes me feel tough when I get a couple of my buddies, redneck ourselves up real good with a shitty pickup truck and start chirping off to the biggest black guy we can find.
Of course, when we realize we can't fight for shit, we get back in our truck with ourprecious vicious terrier and go look for hookers that will let us piss on them for twenty bucks.
I know it makes me feel tough when I get a couple of my buddies, redneck ourselves up real good with a shitty pickup truck and start chirping off to the biggest black guy we can find.
Of course, when we realize we can't fight for shit, we get back in our truck with our
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Ronery...
Kim Jong Il has vowed to make one more nuclear bomb. This would bring his total up to about seven bombs. Which, so far, are too large to attach to rockets. This would be scary if you were living next door to the Yongbyon Reactor in North Korea. I could see how it would be a little unnerving for South Koreans too.
Kimmy has also stated that the reason he's being so brash lately isn't because of his ailing health which has recently caused him to name one of his sons (no, not the gay one. Or the Disney fanatic. Yeah, that one, the fat alcoholic with the bum hip) as successor.
The fact is, Kimmy has only recently seen Team America: World Police and was less than impressed with his portrayal as a marionette psychopath who just wants a hug.
Kimmy wants the world to understand that he's not ronery, as Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of Team America would like their audience to believe. The real reason Kimmy has been so brash lately is because he has the smallest penis of any man alive today.
And he sure knows how to capitalize on it. Way to go, Kimmy. You're a douchebag.
Kimmy has also stated that the reason he's being so brash lately isn't because of his ailing health which has recently caused him to name one of his sons (no, not the gay one. Or the Disney fanatic. Yeah, that one, the fat alcoholic with the bum hip) as successor.
The fact is, Kimmy has only recently seen Team America: World Police and was less than impressed with his portrayal as a marionette psychopath who just wants a hug.
Kimmy wants the world to understand that he's not ronery, as Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of Team America would like their audience to believe. The real reason Kimmy has been so brash lately is because he has the smallest penis of any man alive today.
And he sure knows how to capitalize on it. Way to go, Kimmy. You're a douchebag.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Flint ain't Ottawa neither...
I don't have to explain that ridiculous title to anyone from Ottawa.
I'm just glad the stupid ad campaign and patronizing radio commercials have finally come to an end. And just to prove the whole comparison of the two cities was foolish to begin with, I give you exhibit A:
Very real. Look it up.
How they got Dr. Manhattan to model for the Detroit Free Press, I'll never know.
Now that I think of it, Ottawa and Flint do have some similarities. We both have a problem with assholes wandering unchecked on the streets.
I'm just glad the stupid ad campaign and patronizing radio commercials have finally come to an end. And just to prove the whole comparison of the two cities was foolish to begin with, I give you exhibit A:
Very real. Look it up.
How they got Dr. Manhattan to model for the Detroit Free Press, I'll never know.
Now that I think of it, Ottawa and Flint do have some similarities. We both have a problem with assholes wandering unchecked on the streets.
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